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Chaviva Gordon-Bennett
1.
Tiny Specks of Dust
Hiding in my Books and Shoes.
Burn Chametz, Oh Burn!
2.
Oh, Plagues a'plenty!
I Lament and Nosh Matzo.
Pass the Maror, Please.
3.
Manishewitz, Why?
We Need More Maxwell House Now.
Product Placement; Oy.
4.
Sea of Reeds, Red Sea,
Tambourines Shake, Ladies Dance,
Pre-Exodus Rave.
5.
Sixth Plague, Boils and Puss.
Alicia Silverstone
Says Milk is Puss, Ew.
I've only just begun. I kind of want to write 40 of them, actually.
Stay tuned for more (and write your own!).
7 comments:
Haha. I haven't written haiku in years. I really like yours! Excited to read the remaining 35. ;) I guess I can write one from the perspective of a convert-in-progress who isn't afforded the experience of a real Pesach this year...
Burn my bread? I though
My toaster did that just fine
G-d bless men's cooking*
* Disclaimer: Not all men are shoddy cooks. Just the one's in my dwelling.
:p
PS: My "T" fell off of my "thought" :(
Kindergarten boy
Nervous to say Four Questions
Sweet as charoset
@Tzach The hardest thing about Pesach (and the other chagim) is that they're only once a year, lol. It isn't like Shabbat, which you learn quickly (the prayers, halakos, etc). This is only, technically, my fourth or fifth Pesach, so each year is a challenge at this point! Love your Haiku :D
@Alia That's a really beautiful Haiku ... really beautiful. Thank you!
Yours are a lot nicer than mine!
Jarred gefilte fish
Inattentive relatives
Must be seder time.
Shulhan orech: check
Haggadot are strewn about
Hey, it's time to bentch!
Seder prep is great
Maror in Cuisinart grates
Do NOT take a whiff.
These are amazing. I promise to contribute. :)
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